![]() ![]() Super Mario Bros.It’s unclear how long Kosmic’s record will hold. The video (except for the ending) has a timer that appears during Mario's attempt to beat the speedrun world record. ![]() Luigi tells his brother he's gonna get him help, Mario pulls out a gun, points it at Luigi and threatens him to give him his overalls! Mario goes running again, without a shirt on, for some reason, he's about to beat the speedrun world record! He trips over and breaks down crying, then a Goomba walks past him and wins the record! The plumber doesn't take it well and laughs like a manic. Mario climbs up the flagpole to save Peach and tells her he loves her Bowser pops out the window and explains that she's moved on. Inside a castle, Mario grabs some coins and finds a super star out of the floating box! He then used to sniff it and is now high off it! The plumber asks (rapidly) for a warp whistle while searching through all the boxes! Toad says he doesn't have any, Mario becomes angry and plans to "rape" him! Toad warns Mario he's "not that kind of person" anymore and tells him to leave! Mario calls the mushroom guy a "prude" and breaks through the ceiling! Then Mario breaks through a wall and enters the Toadhouse! Toad is confused by this but decides to ignore it and tells Mario to pick up a box. ![]() Mario falls out of a warp pipe above and in the cave, a green Koopa asks if he's fine, but Mario thinks he is a cop, and the plumber rudely shoves him outta the way. Mario's is able to run fast than normal, though as the plumber continues running, he suffers hallucinations. He then starts the speedrun, but he is also acting strange. ![]() Mario introduces himself to the viewer and explains he's gonna break the speedrun world record, by sniffing a drug (possibly speed). ![]()
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